everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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