Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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