too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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