we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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