it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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