butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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