Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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