Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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