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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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