Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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