he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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