six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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