Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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