I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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