some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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