So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
