i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
try to milk me bitch
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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