yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
