How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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