More tranny stories later!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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