i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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