I wish I could teleport
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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