oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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