Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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