You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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