We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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