just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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