Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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