so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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