yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we're making bets on your personal life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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