He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
