I like to think it a success when the cops are called
everyone is single if you try hard enough
zippers are such a cool invention
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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