tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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