your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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