make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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