If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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