I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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