what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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