question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Success! We fucked roommates!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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