miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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