i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
