Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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