my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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