speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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