i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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