She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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