I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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