He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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