some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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