She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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