I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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