The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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