you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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